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Mom likes leaving notes around the house, including this gem.

Mom likes leaving notes around the house, including this gem.

send me a color on anon or not

  • Deep Red - I request your company for pizza.
  • Red - We should watch anime together
  • Pink - I rather like your face
  • Blue - You’re beautiful
  • Rose - Your blog is great
  • Purple - You’re hotter than the southern hemisphere
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Violet - I would date you.
  • Aqua - I'm rather fond of your blog
  • Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - We should hook up
  • Tangerine - We don't have much in common but we should fuck anyway
  • Amber - Notice me
  • Cream - We don't talk, but your blog is A+

Anonymous said: DRAW YOURSELF AS A DUCK OR A GOOF OR SOMETHING

barabait:

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY thank you for sending me this ask ;v;

I’m a poodle

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

I am so excited about getting new bras, I even dreamed about it last night.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

toothpast:

anythingaladdin:

Disney Heroines 

By: gariSK

let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better

toothpast:

anythingaladdin:

Disney Heroines 

By: gariSK

let’s glorify the heroines rather than just the princesses I like that better

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

When you tell a girl you can cook

coastal-collision:

What they think you mean:

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What you really mean:

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natashabromanof:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

guardians of the galaxy: behind the scenes

natashabromanof:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

guardians of the galaxy: behind the scenes

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.