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Guess who is Academy of Rock’s Homecoming Queen candidate?

Guess who is Academy of Rock’s Homecoming Queen candidate?

orphellablack:

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

Why do they wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

trust:

thick thighs because chicken fries

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

discovers:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

discovers:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

georgecuntstanza:

go off diane

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

aviyette:

the term “SJW” doesn’t even hold weight anymore because it is literally something people call every minority that they come across that does something they dislike. 

they don’t even need to seem angry either, you can just go like “my pronouns are they/them” and you are suddenly a social justice warrior.

bringingmyselfhappy:

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

Stop it

No you stop it ;)

swerveycorps:

kawaii-dethu:

Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*

no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting