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iloveyou—foreverdarling:

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

get out

No

the-random-thought-caravan:

geekhumr:

Be part of our community, follow us on tumblr!

I’m fucking crying.

the-random-thought-caravan:

geekhumr:

Be part of our community, follow us on tumblr!

I’m fucking crying.

9k+ post. Get on my level.

briannathestrange:

baymax is literally all of us in robot form

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

spicy-vagina-tacos:

so my new text post is going great

kaywinnetleetam:

Jumping on a bandwagon, Part VI (Seriously the last one. I’ve already done my best possible, so here’s the last of what I had saved.)

wowza-wowzers:

So uh, the new series of Sailor Moon is coming out next month and I drew this.

wowza-wowzers:

So uh, the new series of Sailor Moon is coming out next month and I drew this.

minato-yuki:

OOOH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THE LONG BUN SNUGGLING KITTY OH MY GOODNES BUN FTTY BABY

minato-yuki:

OOOH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THE LONG BUN SNUGGLING KITTY OH MY GOODNES BUN FTTY BABY

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.